I wasn’t quite sure what to write on my PhD viva. Ohmygod was it traumatizing.
So I let ChatGPT do the work for me and it came up with this:

„On a chilly November 30th, 2023, Julia strutted into her Ph.D. viva at the University of York, armed with wit and a killer thesis on Psycholinguistics. The profs threw questions her way, but she handled them like a champ, turning the whole thing into a lively chat about the mysteries of language and the mind. When she walked out, she wasn’t just Dr. Julia—she was the conqueror of brains, leaving the hallowed halls buzzing with her triumph. That thesis didn’t just defend itself; it came alive in the room, thanks to Julia’s passion and smarts.“

Let’s just pretend that’s what happened and leave it at that?

This also happened: